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Aerofighter Championship 2016 (for syawqy)

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There's some important things I couldn't figure out how to express in the game, namely:
- You NEED to press P after getting to the playfield to get an explanation of the HUD / list of most controls.
- Pressing the Escape key will quit the game at almost any time.
- Press Space to toggle arrows pointing to planes- I ran out of room in the HUD explanation for this, oops!
- F8 will show/hide the menu, which most importantly has a "Password" option under "File". If you happen to learn any special codes during the game, this is where you will enter it ;)
- F11 will toggle full-screen. The game will run in full-screen by default but it will remember your setting if you change it, though it will be awkward when you start it up. The game is designed to run in full-screen, but if it causes problems you might like windowed mode! It still has to make some assumptions about how to do this, so sorry if it messes up for ya.
The gameplay explanation text file might be long, but probably the most important things are that:
- Performing animated maneuvers makes you invincible, and unable to fire, during them.
- Your ammo recharges faster when you move faster.
- Only you get to repair damage.
- Keep in mind how much the stats of each plane varies dramatically. Some of them are easier to pilot than others, some of them require you to play in specific ways.
Ok that's it sorry for being overbearing, I just want to make sure everybody can get to the same game without reading my ridiculous story files.
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Dear pilot, you are the last hope of Earth...

For winning the Aerofighter Championship 2016! Should you somehow have forgotten the details, the Aerofighter Championship is an annual contest hosted by the Grand Galactic Gumption, who afterwards decides what planets should be destroyed as fuel for the others involved in the Championship. The contestants come from the planets that have the most resources to give up, ranked by the Gumption. They send their best pilots out to battle all others in the Drone Fields of Glabber. Generally the worst performers are those whose planets are chosen for total reduction and recycling, but the Great Galumphf of the Gargantuan Grand Guuge Gouncil has been known to make rash decisions. Since the only complaints come from the planets about to be incinerated, nobody cares to challenge her reign. Until now...

Almost one year ago, on the eve of the 1000th annual Aerofighting Championship, two new planets were found: our Earth, and the mechanical sphere Bzzarg, populated by the Mind Eater Robots of Blor (the capital of Bzzarg). Due to our clear skill in piloting (consider: 95% of our travel is accomplished in planes!) and the threats of war from Bzzarg if they were denied entry to the contest, each planet was immediately signed up. Due to a scheduling error, we only had to fly against the Skimmer Bugs from the dark side of Neptune; creatures who only adequately perform flying while above bodies of water, which there is none of in the Drone Fields of Glabber.

The Mind Eater Robots of Blor, on the other hand, battled every other planet in the competition and easily defeated all. After a political conversation (insider sources say dire threats of stealing every dingo from the planet) with the Great Galumphf, she decided that every planet the Mind Eater Robots won over in the contest should be hurled into a worm hole that exited into the ultra-galactic planetary-sized fishing net owned by the Bzzargians. Now the Mind Eater Robots of Blor control a majority of the universe, as they took up most of the newly-empty positions in the Grand Galactic Gumption! A couple representatives of Earth had managed to get on the board, but we have been unable to gain any real representation in the Gumption; conforming to a Democratic-Capitalist galactic order (and following the neccesary steps of dehumanization and constant competition) is difficult for us since we abandoned such foolish and harmful ideologies centuries ago.

The fate of our planet seemed grim from that day on, and it has gotten only grimmer, but it is now at the grimmest yet! As you should be informed, since your memory of the challenge was wiped to prevent you from leaking out secrets of your victory, two months ago the Council For Over-Controlling Computational Decision-Making Council of Bzzarg posited an extra requirement for Earth to be allowed entry in the Championship: their chosen pilot must be able to pass The Trials of the Flying Seven Hoops! Designed to be impossible for the comparatively slow (compared to a super computer) reflexes of any post-furry human, it seemed like we were doomed. Somehow though, through a likely grueling month of constant self-application and giving 110%, you surpassed the trials!

Now, with a month left before the 1001st Annual Aerofighting Championship, you are not only the highest ranking human pilot still alive today, but you must sign up for the Aerofighting Championship 2016! Should you decline, all positions will be taken by the Mind Eater Robot's pilots, the Plin'd Reader Dobbits, ensuring a certain win for them; and certain destruction for us! Eight of the nine entries for this year have already been claimed by them, as they know only one other planet remanining that could possibly enter: Earth. Even though they were entirely statistically confident no human could pass The Trials of the Flying Seven Hoops, it would have been against regulations for them to take the final spot unless absolutely no non-Bzzarg pilot joined the Championship. I will take it for granted that you will volunteer entering, for otherwise we shall all perish by the cruel fires of Bzzargean Mallet Master McHines the IVth!

To be fair on us, the restraints of the competition allow you to choose any of the nine provided planes- but you will not be able to spend time getting aquainted with your plane before the Championship begins. Understanding what makes your plane unique in controlling it is essential if you are to be able to defeat the Plin'd Reader Dobbits. Unfortunately, they will be able to anticipate your every move and try to replicate them exactly! This air-fight will only be possible to win due to the wide variety of prowess each plane has, because otherwise you would be surely swarmed by your seemingly clones.

I have sent you a short manual to describe to you how the planes provided for this competition operate, so you should have an easier time getting started. Good luck, brave flyer! Over 'n' Outside.

- Flight Commander Flacko

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EPeakLanB Extra Preamble KragLe and Bread (Clyde)

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EPeakLanB! (the acronym extension was improvised early am)

The Santa/Grog/Grolby/Tia rat-pack is back with more cast and more blast!

* Written in two languages so nobody understands nobody
* Soundfonted midi music playing to a listener's delight
* Guaranteed to appall and awe the masses in an improvised Christmas/Winter Pageant
* Released a day before Orthodox Christmas
* Other stars/bullets that may or may not shock yoU!!!!!
* Sequel to Arswaeerea

For one more current update: those on mobile platforms there's a mobile version, I don't know how it works/look but:

http://bassavg.com/mp/game.php?id=26283391#

Have you ever been so lost in a series it inspires a change in your canon, or you decided to take a request and still work out a dream in your head you've been itching to do? EpeakLanB can take you there. The world is also open! Your input can change the direction of where or what those crazy crew members are and/or do next. Suggestions are open, psyches can by hypnotic, and life is full of fiber optics to bring these pipe dreams to sewer life!

Authors' outside-of-game Notes:
This took a bit longer than expected, but released one day before Christmas so that's a +. Ray's story can finally be enjoyed by others.

Part of the time involved watching an entire series for "rewsearch" and that took a while. I don't want to spoil the series and and made an attempt to tread carefully in the finished(?) product to reflect on that so PM me if you want my take on it. Good series though.

Thanks to clyde for the inspiration. Other names of notoriety in bass: Catdodo, Lazi, Moneyfunny, onlyorange. It's really early. I must sleep. The Christmas cycle curse has been broken and for that I can say:

Attachments included: 26283391.txt game script as of now. This site doesn't allow xml attachments so pretend it's text, rename to xml and view it in a browser if you want that layout to see what a bassnovel game is really made of! epeak.txt all of the chinese text here before translation. It isn't in any order. other conceptual art.

FIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRST!

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If you'd like to read up on the prequel you're welcome to click on the image below this line:

Or you could choose and play EPeakLanB if you'd like! I made an uninspired PLAY BUTTON animation you can click on that will theoretically take you there. You could also alternatively click on this sentence as well for your enjoyment!

Having Trouble running the game? Maybe the replies to this comment will help!

Interested in dropping a line of feedback/input or just SUP? That would be great pilgrim! Alternatively you can scroll down if you want to reply to one of the commentes instead. *DISCLAIMER* if you object to any comments listed below as I'm not a moderator, don't reply to it as it makes the original message uneditable. Leave a comment next to it or drop the recipient a PM lol. *Other Disclaimer* Game flow and events subject to change, things are unpredicable, just in case.

Acks: mno, dattzies, spindleyq, linhat, 3fox, dorn, yom, chaos, mkapolka, sergio, fvm, superdot, vampirkat, nuuup, jeff, happygreenfrog, blueberryhill, smedis, db20, newt, wil, commodore, orion, bagofmagicfood, erokky, bitbot, everythingistaken, barf, lemmer, sean, racarate, rehasoft, adrian, josh, hellogregor, pillow, left-off-studios, mizzq, lilinx.com, noyb, wertpol, robgba, pirate_sephiroth, aplsos, RedR, snapman, hugs, leilei, scribblewise, clyde, the ug, #sally, #glorioustrainwrecks, forkheads, #gmc, #bottlekids, penjamin, flimsy

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MUHAMMAD 6 The verwourren Brothers

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THE MUHAMMAD CHRONICLES ARE BACK.

A NEW TIMELINE IS BORN.

Some years after the "big split", the event where Muhammad III and Gigigenn went into a seperate timeline to live a wonderful live without evil creatures, Muhammad III's son Muhammad IV finds a mysterious cave and tells his brother Muhammad V to follow him. In the cave, they find a mystical spirit that transforms Muhammad IV into an evil Muhammad. Now Muhammad V and his friend Monkey Muhammad go to find the mad Muhammad IV and make him good again.

-Finally there really are some changes in the Muhammad formula
-At least 1Powerup
-8 magical ancient Muhammad statues perfectly hidden throughout the adventure
-No more savestates!
-No more fun!
-Harder than Muhammad 4
-Harder than Muhammad 5
-Monkey Muhammad poops explosive eggs
-Hello.

Here are some quotes from Muhammad fans all over the world who didn't want the Muhammad series to stop:

Speedy Gonzales: I don't want the Muhammad series to stop because it is oh so very fine.
Bc_: How is eating in A badly named box, Supposed to endanger a dark-brown fox?

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Continarian Hills

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You find yourself trapped in another world.
Vast landscapes. The Continarian Hills are your salvation.
Seek the path, seek the path.
Solve the math, seven two eight nine

-Amazing continuation to 'Erizonian Hills'
-Has an elevator
-That works most of the time
-Be careful
-Find secrets
-'Absolutely stunning' - Jennifer Lopez
-'Better than Dear Esther I guess' - Prolific manual labourer

WhOeVeR fInDs ThE tWo SeCrEtS gEtS a FrEe PiCtUrE oF a SkIn CaRe PrOdUcT(Muhammad isn't one of them)

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Wertpol
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Prof. EagleEye 5

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It's just another normal day with the Prof.,
until suddenly someone accuses him of not being our one and only Prof.
The following events quickly turn into the Prof's biggest quest yet...

-Jimminy crackers the Prof. is back
-More differences than in the first and third games
-Less differences than in the second and fourth games
-Credits designed by Jennifer Lopez
-Row row row your boat gently down the stream
-If you don't do it gently it might break
-You don't want that to happen do you

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Wertpol
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Pennyfarthing Creates the Bicycle

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I guess the correct title would be "Pennyfarthing Man Creates the Bicycle" or "Pennyfarthing Man Creates the Pennyfarthing" but i don't care.

The controls are VERY simple. There's a strenght meter going up and down, and all you have to do is press SPACEBAR when you think the meter is high enough. The higher the meter when you press SPACEBAR, the farther (and faster!) you go.

Also, this is the SECOND game to feature my OWN MIDI SONGS

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flavius v. maximus
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SHARK NARC

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There are sharks that are doing drugs. That's not good! Sharks shouldn't be doing drugs! Stop them. Be the SHARK NARC.

Arrow keys move around, spacebar shoots. Some sharks will occasionally light it up, and if you see one doing it shoot them. If you shoot an innocent, YOU LOSE!

Be the best. Be the hero. Be SHARK NARC.

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How Do You Kill a Circus?

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How do you kill a Circus? The second-greatest trainwrecks version of a lame joke ever!

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Pirate Kart 2
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