YOU ARE AN OCTOPUS THAT WAS BORN WITH A PROBLEM.
YOU CAN ONLY BE SEEN FOR A SPLIT SECOND.
YOU MUST AVOID PENGUINS USING ARROW KEYS.

A game about my first few hours in the USA. Made in the plane while running out of battery.

Created with help by Safety-Based Rope.
Music by Safety-Based Rope.
Dying sounds from Starfox (StarFox? Star Fox?) 64.
Collision sounds by Paul Meier and ClickTeam Extreme Sound Studios For Sounds Packaged with Multimedia Fusion 2 and some camera noise.

Yeah I know it's really ugly. Also it contains way more pixels than computer screens normally have so just shrink it down a bit or something. It will probably even tone down the ugliness a bit.

Play as either Angel Summoner or BMX Bandit and smash as many panes of glass as you can before ten of them reach their destination. Be a hero!

Control time in an alien planet!

Shoot the X and 2 Xs will take its place. Basically, exactly what it says on the tin.

Trying to add more commentary about the game here would just be freaking insulting.