Before I came to Glorious Trainwrecks, I had stumbled upon the 100-in-1 Klik & Play Pirate Kart. Well, it inspired me to make some of my own trainwrecks. Most of those can be seen here now. The games:

Carpet Rider: Like Strong's "Ride an Elephant", except that falling off means death.

Computer Adventure: Experimentation with annoying gameplay gimmicks. If you hit the floor or walls too hard, you have to restart the screen.

Horse Kong: A remake of the arcade game Donkey Kong in Klik & Play using Klipart. It also features some rather ear-piercing sound effects done by my voice!

Minimalistic Game: It's a game!

Minimalistic Game Panther: It's a game! Costs $449.99 to upgrade. Sorry, no special upgrade pricing for older versions!

Super Puzzle Fun: I made this to show that Klik & Play *cannot* be used to make a decent puzzle game. At least not with the built-in movements... or something like that. Glitches abound.

Super Puzzle Fun TURBO: Super Puzzle Fun on crack. For reasons unknown, the game will sometimes think you've flooded over the top when you actually haven't. Sorry, couldn't figure out what caused that glitch.

Robbing Hood: Actually kinda fun. You must stab a bunch of jesters using your mouse-controlled and spazzed-out Robin Hood. The jesters shoot false teeth at you which will cause you to explode. This explosion sequence is probably not meant for older computers, as it's pretty slow even on my system.

Trombonist vs. Cat: Inspired by The Incredible Machine. Did you know that if you hit Curie the Cat twice in quick succession, you can sometimes get her to flip upside-down? Now you know.

Game File: 

sixweav.knytt.bin.zip

gosh this took a while

i don't even

i don't even know though

Game File: 

IslandSurvivalSimulator2017.zip

I was messing around in Unity and a game came out?!?!!? It's pretty short and goofy and is not really a simulation?!??!!

Move with WASD and mouse! If you see a letter, move close, look at it and click it!

Game File: 

metapong.zip

It's pong, except the ball contains a second game of pong. Scoring a goal in either game awards you a point and resets that ball only. First to ten wins. The outer layer has a few special rules (can influence the ball's path by hitting it with a moving paddle, and the ball's velocity increases with every paddle hit up to a maximum speed) that the inner layer does not. Note that the two games aren't one-to-one representations of each other and very quickly get de-synced.

Not entirely sure if I played a game like this before. Was fun to make regardless.

Controls:
Player 1: W/S
Player 2: Up/Down

Edit:
- Fixed a silly bounds error that prevented the inner paddles and ball from moving in the entire outer ball.
- Fixed an asymmetry in the paddle positions.
- Added a short delay before either ball starts moving at the beginning of the game.

Game File: 

don't click me

Seizure warning, game has flashing gfx. Game is for PC ONLY DOWNLOAD DON'T DOWN IF YOU'RE ON NOT ON A PC

A fun space adventure where you must shoot all the enemies. Controls are arrow keys, Z and Enter.

There's a known glitch where the game doesn't work at all on some computers. so that sucks!

Music by:

- Zack Crozier https://twitter.com/namesarchizer
- Zack Darshon https://twitter.com/zack_darshon
- trell13.newgrounds.com
- newskies.newgrounds.com
- khao.newgrounds.com
- nekomika.newgrounds.com
- inhumanization805.newgrounds.com
- dubstepnachos.newgrounds.com
- baron77.newgrounds.com
- oddfellowfloyd.newgrounds.com
- mrpsycho2000.newgrounds.com
- technicolournuance.newgrounds.com
- stolencrank.newgrounds.com
- azopi.newgrounds.com
- patgedeon.newgrounds.com
- casketgrind.newgrounds.com
- etk.newgrounds.com
- aeok.newgrounds.com
- mrnightvarga.newgrounds.com

Sound effects made with:

- Audacity
- Mammut
- Sony voice recorder
- freeonlinepiano.com
- Sunvox
- royalty free sound effects from a folder from year 8 of highschool

Graphics made with:

- Pen and paper
- Paint.net
- Game Maker sprite editor
- Digital camera
- Microsoft Word
- Notepad

Game File: 

Elon_Musks_Incredible_3D_Hyperloop_Experience.zip

The latest in travel technology is at your fingertips in El*n M**k's 3D hyperloop experience, a game about my friend, E*on M***

Best played with a REAL PAIR of real 3D glasses for FULL IMMERSION!

UPDATE 2023: A NEW, MORE UP-TO-DATE GAME ABOUT EL*N M*** IS HERE!: https://www.glorioustrainwrecks.com/node/12281

Enjoy "the experience". Please do not use El*n M**k's full name so as not to attract adbots. And also because he sucks.

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THE FOLLOWING POST IS A WORK OF FICTION INTENDED TO CREATE ATMOSPHERE AND BACKSTORY FOR A HALLOWEEN GAME
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Figured I'd make a new thread for a new month.

A quick note before this week's find: Prior to the Geocities rescue mission (great job all involved!) I had made a list of the places I had been downloading these freehosting picks from. Now that list isn't anywhere to be found. I know I had been writing it on my other laptop, but I can't find it anywhere on the drive. I still worry that the list might have contained links to some Geocities pages that we didn't get to mirror.

What I did find on the laptop however was "Fred's Exciting Adventure"! It's a cute little platformer starring what looks like a cross between Cool Spot and Sonic the Hedgehog. The levels make heavy use of KnP clipart, but there's an interesting visual conflict between the home-made and stock art. A little green guy runs back and forth on the hill, and knocks you into the air if you touch him. He's a little difficult to jump over, but it seems to work if you just hold the right arrow and jump key down. The next screen introduces spikes and moving platforms, which make the green guy more dangerous (notice the blood on the spikes if you fall on them!). He even has the nerve to stop at the edge some times, making it impossible to jump him until he starts moving again!

I haven't had time to finish the game yet (so busy that my Monday updates are on Thursday!) but a glance at the levels in KnP seem to indicate that the game isn't very long (maybe even unfinished?). Something about the game feels really familiar to me, and I don't know why that makes me uneasy. Maybe it's just that I don't know if this game was from one of the Geocities sites we could have lost, which adds an air of mystery to it for me. Until I track down that text file again, or find the site I got it from, this game is an orphan.

Game File: 

liveon.zip

Use the censorship cock to keep your soul clean and your reputation intact!

http://www.cyd.liu.se/~tompe573/hp/project_oldstuff.html

I really liked what was at the link it's 116 or so of his old works, 1995-2008 Amiga and PC for the most part, with a little description of each one.

All that semi-thwarted ambition makes me a little sad though!

Game File: 

pizza.zip

Pizza?

Pizza!!!