Game File: 

BREAKDOWN.ZIP

a game about being awful at breakout

arrow keys to move
space resets the ball if it gets stuck

this was originally going to have music but i didn't like how it sounded. you can listen to it in the background though if you like.

(apparently I got featured on indiegames.com, wow. that's weird. you can follow me on twitter if you want (@virtualclint)

Game File: 

rap maestro - src.zip

“Horrible controls

Merry Klikmas nuuup!

Featuring the FIRST COMMERCIALIZED APPLICATION of the PATENTED COMPUTER AUTORAP SYSTEM, rap maestro: a rap quest: a musical videogame experience is a virtual tour through THREE (OR MORE!) DIVERSE WORLDS, each with unique CHARACTERS, ENVIRONMENTS, and MUSICAL CULTURE.

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az10000.zip

Alien Zit 10,000 is the hot new game from Capital World Games! Did you love The Alien Zit? Did you love The Alien Zit 2000? Of course not, they were awful! And so is this.

You are Doya, SPACE HUNTER! Shoot alien zits to increase your multipliers! Miss alien zits to decrease your multipliers! Win the game to win the game!

All graphics, sound, and music were hand-produced by me during the two-hour time limit, which is I think a first for me.

Back in 2009, TIGSource held a quite interesting two-part competition called Assemblee. In the first part, participants created a whole host of graphics, music, and other sundry game creation assets. In the second part, game developers would create games using only those assets.

I bring this up because I recorded a bunch of cheesy voice-overs for Assemblee that were never actually used.

They're of wildly varying quality, and I still really need to get a hold of a pop-shield to mask my plosives, but I figure they could find a good home here.

Numbers - Containing the building blocks to construct 0 to googolplex, plus various samples allowing you to construct phrases like "you have murdered 23 orphans" and "45 kilometers and two feet remaining."

Mascot: Basically a bad Sonic the Hedgehog impersonation. Meant for educational games or mascot platformers. Or not. Over 30 lines of dialogue, questions, and grunts.

Samurai: Poorly-dubbed American voice in the vein of Dynasty Warriors. About 75 lines of dialogue, questions, taunts, and grunts.

Gentleman: Henry Hatsworth meets an American with a sore throat. Mostly the latter. About 40 lines of archaic profanity, shouts, and snide accusations.

Terrible: Poor renditions of poor videogame dialogue on a poor quality microphone.

Game File: 

envy.zip

Another NoiseBridge game.

Game File: 

Pointy Hazards.zip

Phew, I made it! This is a song i made inspired by the Soundtrack.
Enjoy, and happy VVVVVV 10th anniversary. :)

He can punch, and he can HURT. Excited to make more.

Game File (Linux): 

GameTerrorLin.zip

Game File (Mac): 

GameTerrorMac.zip

Game File: 

GameTerrorWin.zip

THE BLOODY GAME TERROR THAT MELTED ME

Based on a REEL STORY.

Venture into the world of a wee lad playing a new game for the Zed Hex Special... "The Bloody Game Terror" and watch the true horror unfold before your eyes.

CONTROLS:
WASD - MOVE
ARROWS - MOVE

CREDITS:
Mariken G - Art, Music, Concept, Text, Terror!
TheCakeFlavor - Voice Actor

THANKS:
George Jones for making SOFT & CUDDLY and GO TO HELL
Clive Sinclair
John Bacchus for making The Bloody Video Horror That Made Me Puke On My Aunt Gertrude (for the love of everything do not look this movie up unless you can stomach nudity, offensive stuff, and the real shot on video crud)

Game File: 

dangerous feeling.zip

So I assembled this short thing some days ago. It' s a game about war, and I don' t really know if it has a meaning at all. Maybe it has, maybe it does not have a meaning. Nonetheless, it' s here, and you can get it for free.

The game was a limited copy on Game Jolt, but, since this is Glorious Trainwrecks, the game will have unlimited copies. Pretty sure it needs the RTP.

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