WARNING: Contains MIDI rendition of Rosanna
In the far future of September 12th, 2019, the United States Government has been compromised by powerful and influential forces. Only a secret branch of the government remains untouched; it is codenamed "EAGLE'S WING". There's only one question on everyone's minds: is Jean Wing a bad enough barber to shave the president?
character art credit to mariken
sorry for uploading this so late
OOPS! TITLE DOES NOT FIT! FULL TITLE IIIIIIS:
KOMMANDER OF THE WINDOWS: WINDOW MAY KOMMANDER: KING OF THE WINDOWS: WINDOWMAKING: WINDOW MAY KING: WINDOWLICKER: THE MUSICAL: WIDOWMAKER: WINDOW MAY KILL: X11: MECHANISM NOT POLICY
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WINDOW COMMANDER, IT IS YOUR DUTY TO COMMAND WINDOWS
WINDOWS APPEAR AND DISAPPEAR
DISMISS EVIL POP-UP WINDOWS
DON'T DISMISS NOT-EVIL POP-UP WINDOWS
USE ROBOTS TO CONTROL ASTRONAUTS
FIND ALIENS THAT ARE NOT POP-UP WINDOWS
CLICK POP-UP ALIENS TO CLOSE THEM
TRICK THE CLOWN
I HATE FORD ADVERTISEMENTS
I AM USING CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
Learn to spell *real words*.
this is my first post i think hello
i made a short linear walking simulator thing
i do not own the laughing cow i forgot to put the bel group in the credits please dont tell them
i tried to make a linux build but i dont know if it worked
launch this in between playing the other pirate kart games for some quality roasts from those famous crotchety oldsters,
statler and waldorf
Drive through time and TRY to avoid hitting things.
Drive for as long as you can, just don't hit 0 or you're walking home.
Up/Down = Movement
Part 14 of the epic medieval saga about Galad the Golden Knight, set on a quest to rescue the Pink Pixel Princess from the clutches of the evil Red Guard. In this episode, the princess was taken deep into the Red's Keep. Luckily, Fourteen Cobalt Companions have come to your aid! Open doors. Cross the castle. Use the magic items to your advantage. Battle the guards. Rescue the princess. Avoid stingy swords. Survive horrible medieval music!
Controls: keyboard arrows or WASD. SPACE to lead your companions into attack. X to use a magic spell.
Requirements: Windows XP or 7, DirectX (at least 9?), .NET, 1024x768 or higher resolution.
Background story: made for "the event-formerly-known-as-14". There's also a part 1 in existence. The other parts are still to be made as prequels. Medieval resolution. Oh, and it's uploaded on the 14th! How symbolic.