YOU HAVE BEEN SENT TO THE STAR-PUNISHMENT SPEED-ZONE. COLLECT SPEEDSTARS TO GAIN STARSPEED, BUT DON'T LET THE SUPER-WIZARD CATCH YOU!

Left-click to start the game and advance text screens. Use the arrows or WASD keys to move. When you have at least one speedstar, press Z, shift, or space to backdash.

Gamepads may also work depending on your browser and gamepad. You may be able to use either the d-pad or left analog stick to move, a face button to backdash, and the start button to advance most text screens. The very first text screen of the game requires a mouse click even if the gamepad otherwise works.

While Starspeed Speedstar is a silly and intentionally random game, it does have some gameplay depth that might not be immediately obvious. The download includes a more detailed guide to the game. I recommend playing without the guide first, or at least starting without reading the heaviest spoiler section at the end of the guide.

Pilot infinitesimal spherical cows in time trials inspired by classic top-down driving and spaceflight games.

Although this is an action game, planning and forethought are more important than fast reflexes. Each of the five tracks has a different optimal line for each of the eight cows, and quick reactions won't undo bad decisions.

Goal times represent reasonable laps, not perfect ones. With practice, you can surpass the goals by a total of eight minutes or more.

Controls are keyboard only.

LYRICS

yan tan tethera dairy meat and leather are abstract as a particle

methera pip sethera boviniferous ether a field indescribable

lethera hovera covera cosmic laws above are all bound in you inertially

newtonian assumption of the frictionless illusion of the artificial knowable

ride the quantum mechanical bull

CHANGELOG

1.1: fixed a crash bug that could be triggered by letting Angus or Holstein return to absolute zero velocity after motion

A single-level hack of Hover Your Own Pixel in which Hover-Pixel goes to Ultima 2. If you're on a desktop browser with a keyboard, you can play it directly from the Itch page without downloading the zip, if you like.

Mega Mountain 2100 is a "climbing platformer metroidvania" without an ability to jump that's an unofficial sequel to the Glorious Trainwrecks classic Mega Mountain.

It's heavily inspired by indie classics like Cave Story, Undertale and Mega Mountain.

The game isn't finished yet. The game *.exe and the itch.io page are placeholders and everything can change at any time.

Features:
- not too much, it's a demo.

(C) 2017 Adrian Makes Games. Original Mega Mountain by sylvie. Made with love.

:-)

Part 14 of the epic medieval saga about Galad the Golden Knight, set on a quest to rescue the Pink Pixel Princess from the clutches of the evil Red Guard. In this episode, the princess was taken deep into the Red's Keep. Luckily, Fourteen Cobalt Companions have come to your aid! Open doors. Cross the castle. Use the magic items to your advantage. Battle the guards. Rescue the princess. Avoid stingy swords. Survive horrible medieval music!

Controls: keyboard arrows or WASD. SPACE to lead your companions into attack. X to use a magic spell.

Requirements: Windows XP or 7, DirectX (at least 9?), .NET, 1024x768 or higher resolution.

Background story: made for "the event-formerly-known-as-14". There's also a part 1 in existence. The other parts are still to be made as prequels. Medieval resolution. Oh, and it's uploaded on the 14th! How symbolic.

You, the Golden Knight, must rescue the Pixel Princess from the clutches of the evil Red Guard. They have built a cunning maze to protect the princess from the grubby paws of Knights (of any color, for that matter). Will you succeed, with the help of magic Potions hidden in the maze...?

( The Red Guard's War Drums are CC BY-NC-ND 3.0, so be prepared oh valiant Knight! Lore says it was contrived by a wizard of sorts, http://producersnafu.bandcamp.com/ )

An art game brought to you by Smedis2.

Enjoy.

Microbusero is a microbus driving minigame in which you get to crash cars, roll over pedestrians, pick up and drop off passengers and use the mighty La Cucaracha!

use spacebar to jump over the blocks to increase your score. do not play if you suffer from epileptic fits - lots of flashing colors and randomness. windows only, sorry :(