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1hgj - Shmlashing Shplanets

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SHMLASHING SHPLANETS, a game made for the One Hour Game Jam. The theme was Combine two incompatible game genres. Well, this is a combination, all right.

The goal is to smash all the planets. When you control one, collide it with a matching colour, and one of them is smashed. If you smash all of them, you earn a score bonus.

CONTROLS:
ARROW KEYS: Move your ship or an activated planet
Z KEY: Cycle the different colours of projectile. The edge of the screen will show your current colour.
X KEY: Shoot a bullet.

Enjoy! A friend of mine described it as, "You know, it's like that one Star Trek: TNG episode where they were fighting the Borg, and to make it past their shields they had to keep shifting the frequency of the phasers." Never saw much Star Trek, but I know enough about it and this game to pretty much agree with what he said.

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TheBeginning

If you extracted .jar to desktop run it by entering java -Xmx1024m -jar C:\Users\youraccountname\Desktop\TheBeginning.jar in cmd.

The game is bad but I was bored. I suck at java. I suck even more at every other language. I'm not really a programmer. I also probably suck at your definition of humor. Still, this site looks interesting, I might stick around. Cheers!

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renome
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Delcioso

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Babbys first Klik game.

It's a simple coin collector, it only have 5 levels only 4 of which you actually play on.

It should only take under a minute to finish.

If it doesnt then contact your doctor because something is wrong with you.

Peace

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2018 Extra Notes: Ahhh...this is where it all started. The fruits of my initial dicking about in Klik'n'Play, as I was marvelling at how easy it is to make stuff with this wonderous piece of software. It being a first attempt at a game, this isn't great. The good MIDIs are there, at least. As a side note, 2012 me, do you want to not be incredibly fuckin' rude/offensive to people for not finishing something within an alloted amount of time? Even if this game is piss easy, I very much dislike that.

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Yell at a kid: Jurassic Park Edition!

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I was recently contacted by the Make-A-Wish Foundation. It seems sick little Tommy Dumouchelle's final wish was for his favorite game to fit his favorite movie. I couldn't turn him down.

Here's the original.

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Party Guy

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a really bad game that's really good for being bad.
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press space as the spacebar symbol is on the gray rectangle!
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A lot of the time, the game is broken. but at least it counts as a game!

Author: 
RedAnt (Eddy Liaboh)
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Yell at a kid

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Do YOU have what it takes to yell at a child?
Holy SMOKES! Look at these features!

-> Real Graphics!

-> Pressing Moral Dilemmas, such as "when should I leave the intro screen", and "should i yell at a child?"

-> YOU choose the story! Will you yell at the child right away, or walk back and forth a few times, first?

-> Mind bending Puzzles! Can you figure out how to WALK ACROSS THE ROOM??

-> Nonstop Action! YELL at a child!! Hit restart! Do it again!

-> Authentic KHROMT poster! Look at it forever!

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Quest for Phallic Flora

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A collaboration with rhetoricstu that got weird.

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Kong & Play

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I came late to the party, so knocked together a Donkey Kong clone.

It is terrible.

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MS. LOL VS BISS VALENTINE'S DAY EDITION

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This is it. The Director's Cut. The Special Edition. With Gamestop Preorder Bonus. Everything up until now has been build up for this one moment. The pinnacle of human civilization. Download it. Play it. Feel it. Experience it. In four glorious colors.

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