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look_through_telescopes_in_the_d.html

in the game you look through telescopes in a "desert" environment

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English Honorifics.zip

Hey, if you wanted to have a melancholy video game experience similar to reading a Peanuts comic, here you go, this is what you've been waiting for!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_honorifics
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peppermint_Patty#Relationships_with_other_characters

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wild blue heaven of plane wondrous flight dimension floating on infinity.zip

a game about being a tiny plane in the middle of a huge sky

you can press buttons to move your plane. other things will move too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

if you're wondering if there's more to the game - there isn't! just relax and enjoy.

music by: me
plane grafx by: me

other stuff by: people on google

Anyone going to Pax East?

If I wasn't so slammed I'd try to thing of something clever and Trainwrecksy to do there!

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piratehouse.zip

christmas game

this is a bad game dont play it

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bootvision.zip

Form mafias with tights for the final horseback ride-on type!
Everything ranging taken within genders within order at younger!
The superior level of superior!!!!!

If anybody would know where to score an obscure midi file, it'd be you guys & gals. I have tried my damndest to find either Elliott Smith's or Big Star's "Thirteen" in midi form, but an hour of Google-fu has brought up nothing. *Cue sad smiley face* Would anybody be able to hook a brother up?

this is aztec challenge for the commodore 64.

it was originally created for the atari 400 by robert tegel bonifacio, but was ported to the commodore in 1984 by paul norman, the author of the famously gory forbidden forest. daphaknee and i were playing commodore aztec challenge on our friend miguel's huge tv the other night when he discovered that paul norman ported the game again, to flash, in 2003, armed, apparently, with a kit of stock poser animations and a newfound admiration for the female form. azteca queen splits the difference between awkward movements and highly sexualized deaths admirably. this six-part story of an aztec princess on her quest to fuck the snake god quetzacoatl culminates in tenochtitlan, where you give a sword a hand-job before fending off pirouetting gladiators. will you rule the aztec empire as the consort of the feathered snake?

So, I recently installed some software which analyzes the site's access logs and generates pretty graphs and tells me how people find Glorious Trainwrecks. I'd like to share a finding with you all. Here is a screenshot of the list of search queries, sorted by frequency, used to find the site for the month of June so far:

Thanks a lot, dessgeega.

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