Forget Barkley, Shut Up And Jam: Gaiden, Off-Road Velociraptor Safari is bound to get you psyched.

For velociraptors... and jeeps!

Merry Christmas, everyone! As a sort of Christmas present to you all, I'd like to share a Christmas-themed trainwreck with you all. It's yet another variation on You Have to Put the Ball in the Cup, only this time, you have to put a candy cane in a stocking. Very different. Anyway it's a text adventure/interactive fiction game so you'll need an interpreter to play blah blah blah. I think most of you know how these things work by now so I'll spare you the details.

(Also if you are looking for a sincere Christmas game instead of a joke one, I made this thingy a couple years back.)

Game File: 

pushyelephant_tgf.zip

Made a game a day early! Birthday hijinx may prevent participation tomorrow.

2 players!
Make your opponent get in the scorpion's way!

Scorpions are bouncy, right? Like super balls with stingers. I'm sure I read that on Wikipedia or somewhere.

Game File: 

goblintombs.zip

An exciting new demo of the soon-to-be latest hit from SoftSoft! Can you find the treasures in the lost tombs of the Goblin Underground? (Answer: No, you can't.)

Beep Boop.

About five years ago, I showered you all with questions on DOSBox, recording KnP games and more. You helped me hugely and I managed to get playthrough footage of all the games my mate Dan made with my assistance back in the 90s. As a fun gift to Dan, I used clips of all those games to mock up an industry promo video for a dev studio name that we made one GF game under then gave up on. And finally, 5 years later, he decided to post it online. So here it is, as my small thanks for all your help! Cheers!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhHGcy-fh-c

Game File (Linux): 

BRBGNU.zip

Game File (Mac): 

BRBMAC.zip

Game File: 

BRBWIN.zip

UM
I HATE GDEVELOP
THIS WOULD BE LONGER AND FUNNIER IF I DIDNT USE GDEVELOP
I AM NEVER USING IT AGAIN
PRESS ANY BUTTON TO PROCEED THROUGH THE GAME

IF YOU LIKE PRESSING A BUTTON
THEN YOU MAY LIKE THIS

IT HAS AUDIO ASSISTANCE BUT IS NOT VERY GOOD

HEY LINUX USERS THIS MIGHT WORK MIGHT NOT

Game File: 

cosmosspacerace-html5.zip

Standard spaceship controls, up to accelerate, down to decelerate, left to maneuver left, right to... I forget what right does. spaceship is from a free sprite bundle with the music, bg i made, others online. Can you make it to Antares before the heat death of the universe?

Game File: 

NUCLEAR ATTACK.rar

A nuclear war has happened. Get the romans to the U.N. bunker before they are mutated. avoid the giant mutant viking.

Game File: 

canyon.zip

Save the concert!!!