Standard spaceship controls, up to accelerate, down to decelerate, left to maneuver left, right to... I forget what right does. spaceship is from a free sprite bundle with the music, bg i made, others online. Can you make it to Antares before the heat death of the universe?

Relive the glory days of gaming by getting a cartridge to work in your ancient console.

In case you've never experienced this kind of gaming before, here's the idea of the game:
All you need to do is press the power button and hope the screen turns on. Blow on the cartridge to increase the chances of that happening. If it STILL doesn't work, give it a good old wiggle side-to-side while it's in and try again. Make sure you get all the dust off!

Note: I understand that this is the wrong kind of cartridge for a top-loader but I had the SNES in mind even though I drew a NES cart. Anyway the console is just a box with a power button on it!

For people who do not like the footballs. Use this on football fans to show them what they're watching looks like to non football fans. Accurate simulation to 1/1000 degree of realistic-accuracy and tested by experts on a field.

SUPER GOOD FOR SEXY TIME INITIATION

Have you ever wanted to be a pirate? Well, now you are.

Experience the thrilling life of being an indie game developer!
No programming skill required!

(made in 4 hours, using Construct, featuring Konjak)

You had a long night yesterday, and now have to sit through your English teacher reading some dumb book. Smash Spacebar to stay awake or face the dire consequences in this gripping simulation.

Idea created using that trainwreck idea generator I made earlier:

"You are tasked with making a platform game starring Jesus as the protagonist, whose goal is to collect every Hamburger. Your trainwreck must utilize Win32 API abuse as a gimmick."

This game involves you, as Jesus, coming back down to earth in order to set up a hamburger stand. However, you need hamburgers to begin with, so you set out on a search across the mountains for burgers to sell at your burger stand. And then stuff happens.

Be a robot! Sort some balls!

Controls:
Z,X: rotate shoulder
A,S: rotate elbow
Q,W: open/close hand

Put the balls in the correct colored bin.

I recently rediscovered the old Vektor game "Shuttle", a simulation based around the space shuttle.

This is how the average game of Shuttle goes.

(Because I'm not nearly mean enough to follow through with this, there is a cheat key. It's up to you to find it though. )

A realistic simulation of life in the year 2012.