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Kicked_Out_Of_Elf_School.zip

KICKED OUT OF ELF SCHOOL

an RPG Maker Mini-adventure by Mariken S.

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Big ARACHNOPHOBIA warning on this game. Twice over you can ask an ELF to turn off the SPIDER if you so wish.

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If you find any SECRETS . . . keep it to yourself! Or use ROT13 . . . The ELF SCHOOL contains many SECRETS in its aged corridors.

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You are a little ELF who accidentally broke the CRYSTAL, unleashing demons of CHAOS upon the land. Without any heroes around, it is up to ELF to restore balance to the realm!

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Controls

The RPG Maker usuals-
Arrows- move
Enter/Z- interact,confirm
Esc/X- open menu

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Credits

Emojione Spiderweb licensed under CC BY-SA 4.0
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Emojione_BW_1F578.svg
Open RPG Fantasy Tilesets by finalbossblues
https://finalbossblues.itch.io/openrtp-tiles
Alagard by Pix3M
https://opengameart.org/content/pixel-fonts-by-pix3m
Stock RPG Maker MV tilesets
Stock RPG Maker 2000/3 MIDIs
Stock RPG Maker 2000/3 SFX

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Thank Yous

spinnylights for making Elf Bowling RPG: Episode V -IF YOU MEET THE SANTA ON THE ROAD... ROAST HIM OVER AN OPEN FIRE-
https://lilithzone.itch.io/elf-bowling-rpg-episode-v-if-you-meet-the-santa-on-the-road-roast-him-over-an-o
@NARFNra , @roopicoroo for believing in Elf Soccer (Will it be added in a future update?)
@QuakeRoc for replying with the word "elfn't"
@even_kei for questioning the power of the Lord of Chaos

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Special Tip

If you can't beat an enemy, try to ESCAPE.

As of yesterday, this site has been around for six months! SIX FUCKING MONTHS. Holy shit it does not seem like that long.

It is pretty rare that I keep up with any of my projects with the level of enthusiasm that I have for this website. Glorious Trainwrecks has been pretty well a constant source of delight for me. The Pirate Kart was one of the highlights of my LIFE. Thanks to all of you for keeping this site kicking ass.

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SuperDesertGolfioBros.swf

An homage to desert golfing.

A 2-player bizarro twins remake combining Desert Golfing with Super Mario sludge.

LEFT PLAYER/MARIO: WASD. W and S to increase/decrease power of your stroke. A and D to hit left or right.

RIGHT PLAYER/LUIGIZ Arrow Keys. Up and Down to increase/decrease power of your stroke. Left and Right to hit it those directions.

Space and Enter don't do anything. First to hit the yellow hole and trigger it to yell "winner" is the winner.

That's it. Glitttchhhh. Play over n over.

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OperativeAssailants.zip

I forgot the ess

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sgtpepper.zip

It's an r-type clone

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couldyougetridofthisfeckingfileuploadboxalready.zip

A short game about phobias. Didn't finish it in the two hours, so I spent a little time this week finishing it up properly. Based on the children’s game “Would you rather?”.

Play it here: http://www.kongregate.com/games/TerryCavanagh_B/phobiaphobiaphobia

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cssux2.zip

AHOY THARR! Kill the knytts before you get itchy scalp syndrome! Starring Jesus as an ill mannered television herder!

featuring juni but made in KNP - don't try to drop it into knytt installer you fool!

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0017.zip

The most rewarding typing game you will ever play.

Here is another one of my dumb Knytt Stories. This time it's a challenging level, though? I was supposed to release this for the Video Game Name Generator jam, but I kept getting distracted by other things. Anyway, it's a pretty standard collect-the-key hunt with a few twists here and there. Let me know if you come across any bugs or anything.

Any favorite sites? Perhaps some KNP-related things that should be preserved?

This appears to be the homepage of a spam bot. What it does on its days off is its own business!