This is the next official version of the Oregon Trail!
No it isn't.
You are on a mission to traverse the Oregon Trail in order to claim some land in Oregon! Along the way, you'll face dreaded obstacles such as flowers, small rocks, and elephants. Watch out for diseases like cholera and dysentery, too! Press the space bar to shoot and the arrow keys to steer, most other things you'll need to know are mentioned in-game.
P.S. Real Life Mode is only put in the game as a joke, as it makes the amount of miles traveled increase 100 times slower than in Arcade Mode. So just play Arcade Mode. That's the real game. Or see how far you can get in Real Life Mode.
I feel this game truly evokes the beauty of spambot text perfectly.
Controlled with the mouse.
Trainwreck Pro Tip:
Game making for the champions.
1. Go to Deviant Art
2. Sort submissions by RECENT not popular
3. Pick the first best things you find or hit F5 like crazy and use those graphics provided to make a game
Intercept the tortoises in this super-action adventurish gorgeous epic game. up and down moves.
In France, there's a saying "Qui veut aller loin ménage sa monture", which more or less means that if you want to travel far, you'd better treat your horse.
Well, let's find out with this carrot-based philosophy lesson !
(def a horse and not a crayfish)
'A monkey named Gavin has to ride a horse or a unicorn into a castle. Gavin lives on Mars and wears a crown. He is playing games and stuff in the castle. The name of the game is "Gavin on Mars." (Courtesy Eric, age 4)'
A Kickstarter request. I tried to keep the difficulty down in the hope that Eric might play it. There's a wee dedication to him if you press the 'E' key on the last screen.
Gavin on Mars: Eric Expansion Pack
Eric, and SpindleyQ, have since expanded on the game, which you can get here: http://www.glorioustrainwrecks.com/node/2833
Comrade Raptor must save the world from the Hitler Horse!
Use the Arrow Keys and space to fire
*PRESS N for a Secret!*
Milliions of data are at risk of nullification. Can you, CYBER JOCKEY, horsehack your way to the problem and prevent disaster?
Let's get rich quick! Bet on the correct horse to make money.
A short and silly game of hearts and horseraces, loosely based on Flann O'Brien's "At Swim Two Birds".