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BINKY XI: Binky Buy (Rent) Bouncy

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The eleventh in the award winning BINKY Series.

Amazing crossover action! From the mind of Sylvie an exciting new character has a cameo: BALL.

Amazing new character action! Introducing: EGGS. She is the egg baby of RUFF and BINKY (As seen in Bubbo Land: Egg Arc Part 7). For the first time ever play as someone other than the BINKY...

BINKY has rented a bouncy castle for their daughter. EGGS is having a very fun time bouncing around. Denizens of Bubbo Land join the excitement.

Included is EGGS 2D graphics, so she can be in new BINKY fangames, please refer to further instructions as listed in "Make Your Own BINKY".
https://www.glorioustrainwrecks.com/node/11283

Controls:

WAD, Arrow Keys - Movement

Credits:

Ball by Sylvie
Code assistance by Sylvie (BINK-CORP is not good with physics)
Characters from Feng Shen Bang (Famicom), modified.

Music:

TECHNO1L.MID from The Games Factory
STRETCH1.WAV from The Games Factory

Author: 
MarikenG
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Scramble The Eggnog (for mno)

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SHORT DESCRIPTION:
This is the Chistmas remake of my prior game, Scramble The Eggs. It is now very merry and such. Please enjoy.

CONTROLS:
WASD / Arrow keys: move up, left, right, and down
Shift / Spacebar: action key. mostly used to progress through screens, might have a surprise or two
Escape: quit game

2018 UPDATE:
You can now play the game in fullscreen, with a custom-made EXE, as well as hear the full soundtrack in the music folder.

STORY EXCERPT:

ELF #588 PLEASE STEP INTO THE EGGNOG ROOM

The line ahead of you shifts by the width, length, and height of a single stock elf.

COUNTDOWN INITIATED

It is in these little gaps of time afforded to you by the icy factory overseers that rumours spread through the elfen chain.

10... 9... 8... 7...

The sound of a gentle breeze, as your friends keep their breath underheard from nosy managers:

"Did you hear about unfortunate #456? She managed to scramble only two litres of eggnog!"

You did hear that. You've heard it every year for 23 years, a lie meant to strike fear in elves who start to question their work ethic.

6... 5... 4... 3...

"I'm not sure if I believe that more or less than what #585 told me about #584!"

You ask down the line what #602 was told about #584 from #585, curious as to how you missed this tidbit earlier.

2... 1... 0...

"No way! it's impossible to scramble 45 litres of eggnog in so short a-"

Your reply is cut short by the timer, in response to running out of digits, releasing another aural blare.

EGGNOG SCRAMBLING COMMENCES NOW

AUTHOR SUPPLEMENTATION:
Download the game to read the rest of The Story dot html, as well as to conclude the narrative by YOURSELF by controlling the fate of the elves!

EXTRA NOTES:
Yes I submitted this as a gift for myself in a secret santa event I did not formally enter, because I knew I would not be up to making something for somebody else, but also I couldn't think of a better gift to ask for than remaking one of my own games for the season (if a bit late).

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Scramble The Eggs

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Play the remake!! http://www.glorioustrainwrecks.com/node/10462

==ORIGINAL DESCRIPTION FOLLOWS==

SCRAMBLE THE EGGS

STORY

This game was based off of a dream I had.

You are WOMAN CONTESTANT #590 and you won a contest letting you enter in the latest hit game show, SCRAMBLE THE EGGS! Hosted by CATALD RONJUGGLER, in this dash of a game you have you to run around the kitchen scrambling the scrambled eggs, before your eggs get scrambled! If you scramble at least 50 eggs, you'll get the EGG SALAD TROPHY! Good luck!

GAMEPLAY

Move your legs around in any direction using the ARROW KEYS. Any extra information will be noted on the game screen.

SCORING

0-25 Close, but not close at all actually.
26-40 You can do better, keep it up!
41-49 Close, but not quite a win
50+ You did it! Congratulations on the egg salad troph

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SPACE MARINE GROCERY SHOPPING

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you're a space marine! your enormous bulk and tank controls are a boon when fighting space monsters, but it sure gets in the way when you're trying to shop for groceries! pick up a carton of eggs, but try not to rack up your bill too high in the process!

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