here is a game about trains
inspired by these other train games
games in this train simulation meme

• fizz's original game
• mno's game
• jake's game
• mariken's game
• this game lol
• this tram one

also sorta inspired by airplane mode

this is a game you are supposed to enact for others. like, i would show this to people and play the instruments and tell a story, i mean, you can do whatever you want with this i'm not going to stop you or i could stop you i could swat you but, that's not my style, my style is different than that style okay okay, thank you for playing the game or at least reading this okay thanks sincerely, the train

sequel to other cactus killer gams,
it's a remake of one of the games on this.
this is also a thing
based on a song from a spinoff of that band the blood brothers
sorta sequel to all these games

the third remake, thanks for playing

hello, I made this game for the Global Game Jam but I didn't submit it in time, yes, I'm a failure.

This game basically works but is literally broken (in a cool way though, you'll see if you pl ay it long enough) and lacks the scoring structure to make it an interesting action game (which is one of the things i wanted it to be)

who knows if I'll ever have time to make the final version though? i'll post this version here in the meantime. I'm tired so I'm going to eat popcorn,, drink, and watch video game streamers until i pass out

content warning: photorealistic bugs

This is a maze of whatever you'd like it to be
use your imagination
fill in the blanks okay

it's a remake of one of the games on this.
based on a song from a spinoff of that band the blood brothers
sorta sequel to all these games
Maze of Color
Maze of Darkness
All Purpose Food Cooker
Brother's Sister's
The Flappy Bird
RPSRobo

thanks for playing

You Cn Press a space Bar to praly the game by r;egleka;f ajs just read what its says in the game

rated M for real being real edgy

The story of a man who just can't get close to anybody

MUSIC BY: Viacom Duckman!

The cat
who asylumed
the mouse
company has
destroyed
the power of
the mouses,
but only
one mouse
survivor is
the only one
mouse named
MACHUKO.
Destroy him
and bring the
mouse company
back.

A little bit of Pac-man, Dig Dug, Zelda, and Pet Cemetery.

Undo what you've done before time runs out.

Use arrow keys to move. Point and hold to reverse what you've done. Hit enter to pause. Hit F12 to toggle music off/on.

SQUALID SPACE SQUASH

(playing it online would be the best option)

STORY:

You are an experimental MOTIVATING SPACE GUN, developed by the FBI (French Butter Investigators) to give space soldiers more enthusiasm in fighting off the horrid GREEN GATTLEBLAST BUGS that are slowly infesting every corner of the galaxy. With your give and take rewards, you were supposed to give J. CITIZEN support in fighting off dummy BUGS, but unfortunately they found out about you and started invading the compound - now you and J. CITIZEN will have to fend them off lest the only existing prototype for the MOTIVATING SPACE GUN is destroyed!

GAMEPLAY:

Use the SDWA or ARROW KEYS to move around. J. CITIZEN is so scared of the GREEN GATTLEBLAST BUGS that he will not be able to do more than hang on to you
LEFT CLICK the MOUSE to tell J. to fire a bullet out of you. How many bullets you can fire at any given moment depend on how well J. has been fighting against BUGS.

INFO:

SCORE is, well, your score. Every new power of 10 reached sets the bullet count back to 1 - double that score for 2 bullets, triple it for 3, and so on. This system is meant to reward combatants for great achievement, and subsequently give them more challenge when they perform well.
HEALTH is how many more hits J. CITIZEN can take before expiring, leaving you helpless against the damn BUGS! Every 1000 points gained gives J. more confidence, allowing him to take another hit.
BULLETS tells you straightfowardly how many shots can be made at once.
MONSTER HUNGER is a rating of how ravenous the BUGS have gotten - as it increases, so does the speed of BUGS, how well they can track you, and how many points killing one is worth.
MONSTERS ALIVE is a convenient counter of what you are currently up against.

SCORING:

1-80: You couldn't even kill a single GREEN GATTLEBLAST BUG? Either the MOTIVATING SPACE GUN is a failure, or YOU are!
81-1000: OK job - if you're a monkey
1001-5000: Good work, J. must be really feeling the flow!
5001-10000: You made it as far as many would be expected too
10001+: Congratulations!
20000+: Wow, that was quite a stretch!
30000+: You must be cheating...